LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DAY
The house we bought and have now lived in for one day had a pipe blockage. It cost $400 to clear and will now cost a $500 insurance deductible to clean up the basement.
I thought the indoor cat got out so I spent 45 minutes running around the neighborhood trying to find him. At one point I was riding my bike up and down the street calling for him. I then stopped riding my bike and just ran around looking for him, with my helmet still on. The whole time he had crawled through a hole in the closet and was exploring the interior wall spaces. When I came back and saw him waiting for me at the top of the stairs, I wanted to punch him.
I am now consuming a bottle of wine someone gave me for a present. I think it’s a nice bottle but I don’t care. Insert all the drink emojis here.